Don’t tell me it’s too soon, or that I’m insensitive.

Everyone wants Michael Jackson to be alive, myself included. And being Robocop would be a perfect way to accomplish that goal.

Besides, he has prior experience at the whole robot transformation thing. Plus I’m pretty sure it’s exactly what he wanted.

Special thanks to those of you who check my site despite my not updating in a while. I’m not dead. Or if I am, I’ve already returned in Robocop form without even realizing it.